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gah. . . christma carols at work. . .

there is now a herd of people who have eaten way to much in the way of lead based paint chips and mercury for breakfast every day for life singing christmas carols over the wall of my cube at me. . .

someone kill me.

Rev

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synth3tik
Dec. 15th, 2007 03:43 am (UTC)
I am glad that I work with a bunch of Jews and asians with a sprinkle of Muslims. People are pretty good at saying "Happy Holidays" or leaving you a card that says "Have a good Holiday"

Lot better then freaking carols.
jadesev
Dec. 15th, 2007 06:42 am (UTC)
I feel your pain.

Today, I was taken into the office and scolded by my manager because I refused to participate in the yearly Christmas decorating. Apparently, someone cried over the stress of it all, and I was to blame because I guess I'm the notorious bah humbug person. But... SOMEONE CRYING OVER CHRISTMAS DECORATING. I am probably the only one in the whole office who found that fact disturbing, let alone fucked up that it's something to be reprimanded for.
i_e_d
Dec. 15th, 2007 07:26 am (UTC)
(yoinked and barely modified from Snog)

A timely message of hope from Snog.

From us ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee") please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the hibernal solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-
This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the
wishor are acknowledged.
This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor. Any references in this greeting to "The Lord", "Saturn", "Father Christmas", "Our Savior", "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

yours without obligation (implicit or implied)

Snog
babylon23
Dec. 17th, 2007 05:20 pm (UTC)
I think the crying ferret in the "mood" space says it all. Well, it only adds to an anti-PLUR christmas. In this instance, I would strongly support the fanatical protection of the second amendment.
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