I Get athropomorphic cockroaches making their way into space to colonize the stars in sloppy astronauts luggage. . .
ew ew ew ew ew
it get's better, I go to get in the shower morning their was this big fat 2" long motherfucker camping my shower. Upstairs. I *know* he crawled in through the pipes.
I grabbed him in a wad of toilet paper, crushed, and flushed,
then showered like it was that scene from the crying game. . .