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MASTURBATING an elephant in the cause of science isn’t an easy job

on a more personal note, my uncle who is one of the head researchers at the Aloha Primate Center in OR, discovered the Uterine Cycle of the elephant and developed and pioneered this process.

Rev

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_devoid_
Mar. 8th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
"One guy I know got a black eye from being hit by an elephant’s penis."

BWAHAHAHAHAH!
i_e_d
Mar. 9th, 2007 08:10 am (UTC)
"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys, that's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."

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