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batshit nuts. . .

Nowak raced from Houston to Orlando wearing diapers in the car so she wouldn't have to stop to go to the bathroom, authorities said. Astronauts wear diapers during launch and re-entry.

Dressed in a wig and a trench coat, she waited for Shipman's plane to land and then boarded the same airport shuttle bus Shipman took to get to her car, police said. Shipman told police she noticed someone following her, hurried inside the car and locked the doors, according to the arrest affidavit.

Nowak rapped on the window, tried to open the car door and asked for a ride. Shipman refused but rolled down the car window a few inches when Nowak started crying, the statement said. Nowak then sprayed a chemical into Shipman's car, the affidavit said. Shipman drove to the parking lot booth and police were called.

An officer reported following Nowak and watching her throw away a bag containing the wig and BB gun. Police also found a steel mallet, a 4-inch folding knife, rubber tubing, $600 and garbage bags inside a bag Nowak was carrying when she was arrested, authorities said.

Jayzass what the hell was she planning. . .



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Feb. 6th, 2007 06:39 pm (UTC)
maybe she'd been watching dexter..or maybe it's like event horizon and she's now possessed by some astrozombie-like entity.

Feb. 6th, 2007 08:53 pm (UTC)
Mmmmmm, Dexter
Feb. 6th, 2007 07:20 pm (UTC)
the Astronaut's Wife!

Did she have a hacksaw with her? Hacksaw, tubing, bags. Sounds like Sin City.
Feb. 6th, 2007 07:25 pm (UTC)
damn it, I knew I forgot something when I edited it ;p

Feb. 6th, 2007 08:49 pm (UTC)
Oh man, 2 things come to mind:

1)A fantastic sexual odyssey (just change her diapers first)

2)Upright Citizens Brigade's constant portrayal of astronauts
Feb. 6th, 2007 08:51 pm (UTC)
O.M.G. I totally forgot that. . .

Feb. 7th, 2007 08:10 am (UTC)
'want to go inside?

space sex perhaps?

she does look a /little/ strung out.. batshait insane in the smoking gun mugshot
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