Me (to the annoying fuck being dragged around by a flag wrapped around his neck): please don't make me have you thrown out of here.
him: (stands up and puffs out his chest) but I'm bigger and stronger than you (he actually said this)
me: but I work here and I can have you thrown out of here with a gun held to your head
him: (visibly deflating) wha . . .
me: (shaking head and walking away)