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Spam Javelin. . .

LOLOLOL best new Euphamism i can think of, here it is used in a sentence. . .

Last night Scud had his friend a stripper, flash her boobs at me for my birthday. She then proceeded to grab me by the spam javelin while placing one hand on above mentioned boob. Evidently, To check me for erectile dysfuction. Sadly based on her exploration, a IV Drip of Viagra would seem to be in order. . .

Rev

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ooagentuglyoo
May. 21st, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)
Oh my :O
razorslave
May. 21st, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
Yes, I am thoughroughly entertained. . .

Rev
delchi
May. 21st, 2006 01:47 am (UTC)
http://www.rathergood.com/hedgehogs/ ( NWS - language .. well kinda, if words like Minge and Axe-wound are considered naughty )

Spam Purse!

spookyshoes
May. 21st, 2006 02:45 am (UTC)
Spam Javelin?

That one is new to me. I plan to use it as much as humanly possible.
irishmasms
May. 21st, 2006 09:02 am (UTC)
what?
Stripper?
vietnamwar
May. 21st, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha

Hi josh hows it goin. Happy birthday :D
vietnamwar
May. 21st, 2006 03:44 pm (UTC)
BTW do you have a picture of your backpiece online?
razorslave
May. 21st, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)


Thgings are going well, I will likely be visiting Portland at the end of August. . . You will have to procure a Babysitter ;)

Rev
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