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During a routine haircut, your stylist violently sneezes and inadvertently stabs you in the neck with a pair of scissors, severing your carotid artery.


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Apr. 7th, 2006 04:39 pm (UTC)
While driving, you look down to dial your cell phone. Failing to watch the road ahead of you, your speeding vehicle crashes into an overturned fuel tanker, causing a massive explosion which turns you into human kibble
Apr. 7th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
You commit suicide after being diagnosed HIV positive. :/ Oh dear.

Apr. 8th, 2006 01:08 am (UTC)
Funny, that's what I got when I used my real name.

Apr. 7th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.
Apr. 8th, 2006 01:00 am (UTC)
er- this is too true to be funny
While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
Apr. 8th, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
While walking near a construction site, an open box of nails is dropped from several hundred feet above your head. You are impaled by hundreds of rapidly-falling nails, turning you into a human sieve.

Sounds like the nailgun from Quake!
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