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Too Funny. . .

I just got an obscene phone call from a bachelorette party. . .

unfortunately, the recording software hooked up to my computer decided to malfunction earlier. . .

but I did get told by some giggle girl that she wanted fondle my balls, before handing me off to an older woman who told me she was 40 and that it was a bachelorette party. . .

and then asked me how old I was (I told her) and asked me if I was a gambling man. . . I told her I had grown up in Las Vegas, and knew gambling was an awful tourist trap, even though I worked in the industry.

Damn that would hav emade really good sample material.

Rev

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i_e_d
Dec. 27th, 2005 01:55 am (UTC)
Damnit.. I never get 'soon to be desperate housewives' obscene phonecalls!
abhoth
Dec. 27th, 2005 02:24 pm (UTC)
Blow job...
I got a prank phone call once where some guy asks me if he can give me a blow job.

I told him his sister had to finish first...
razorslave
Dec. 27th, 2005 04:14 pm (UTC)
Re: Blow job...
I once told the person calling on the phone that my roomate dj_burn was busy sucking my dick and would call him back when he was done.

It turned out to be his mother. . . and he refused to talk to her and made me hang up the phone. . .

I had to kiss a lot of ass with his mom.

Rev
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slapcat
Dec. 28th, 2005 10:17 am (UTC)
Re: Blow job...
oh my
razorslave
Dec. 28th, 2005 10:43 am (UTC)
Re: Blow job...
yes, want a laugh, ask him about it some time. . . LOL

Rev
seriphina
Dec. 28th, 2005 03:59 am (UTC)
after perusing a sampling of your posts, I submit that I believe you're a great new person to be a part of Delchi's omniverse. Not that it matters, but I give you my stamp of approval.
razorslave
Dec. 28th, 2005 10:19 am (UTC)
Thank you. . . Delchi and I met at Defcon over the sumer where irishmasms and I were Djing one of the defcon pool parties. He guested for a a bit with us, and we've been talking on and off since, we finally got around to friending eachother. . .


Rev
seriphina
Dec. 31st, 2005 12:47 am (UTC)
thanks for not hating me for what I said :)
And thanks for filing in the rest of the picture. It's probably sort of none of my business, but I love details, they give a scope to the reality of cyberspace that makes conversation less flat.



It also makes me wish I'd gone to more cons.
razorslave
Dec. 31st, 2005 01:28 am (UTC)
yes indeed. . . cons can be. . . interesting. . .

Rev
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