Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In June, I stopped severina_malign from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I rescued goddessmikhail from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1270 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant, razorslave
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