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Cthulu Cultist Meme

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In June, I stopped [info]severina_malign from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In May, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In March, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I rescued [info]goddessmikhail from being sacrificed (-200 points). In April, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1270 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.


Your humble and obedient servant,
razorslave


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spookyshoes
Dec. 7th, 2005 12:08 am (UTC)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

Last week, I rescued [info]stbloodstain from being sacrificed (-200 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed [info]nahrie to Cthulhu (500 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In August, I fed [info]miss_angelica to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I exposed [info]spookyshoes to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very good (625 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.


Your humble and obedient servant,
spookyshoes


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irishmasms
Dec. 7th, 2005 01:26 am (UTC)

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In April, I recruited [info]garbageis as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I fed [info]dferret to a Shoggoth (250 points). In August, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). Yesterday, I stopped [info]amphigourium from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points).

In short, I have been very good (285 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.


Your humble and obedient servant,
irishmasms


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