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Ignorance is astounding. . .

So, I was in the break room preparing my morning coffee when two guys came in to use the microwave, I couldn’t help overhearing their conversation as the room is basically a large broom closet.

G1: how long do I put this in for and how to I make it work.
G2: do 1 min, press that button
G1: trish said do it for 30 seconds
G2: so stop it at 30 Seconds
G1: oh, ok
G2: don't you have a microwave at home
G1: no, I don't believe in them (WTF?))
G2: (lowers voice) you know what I heard, that if you microwave baby formula, and you have a daughter, she will grow up to have larger breasts
G1: really?
me: no, that would be the bovine growth hormone in the milk along with the estrogen like molecule shed by plastic that fools the body.
Both of the: so the microwave has nothing to do with it.
Me: nope. . .

Sometimes humanity embarrasses me.

Rev

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deprivation
Sep. 13th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC)
well, to be fair, the higher heat and the radiation in the microwave may (possibly) help the plastic to shed a bit faster.

but ...

:)

... sorry we missed you while you were in town. weeknights are very bad for us, as we both have to get up way early. you'll need to come over next time, and spend an afternoon ...
razorslave
Sep. 13th, 2005 05:20 pm (UTC)
I fully understand. Unfortunately, I don't expecet to be back in Portland for about a year. Although that may change depending on several diffrent factors. But I will defiantely make the time to see you guys next time. This visit was very very packed with plans.

Rev

spookyshoes
Sep. 13th, 2005 05:56 pm (UTC)
Same here yo! I hope yer looking forward to our visit in December!
madaline_mcbain
Sep. 13th, 2005 09:30 pm (UTC)
ahhhhh...you just pin pointed why I'm not dating anyonre. Male stupidity! GAH!
razorslave
Sep. 13th, 2005 11:05 pm (UTC)
LOL it's not limited to male stupidity. You should here some of the stuff that spews out of the bovine doe eyes women I overhear.

Rev
subverseshun
Sep. 14th, 2005 05:38 am (UTC)
G2: (lowers voice) you know what I heard, that if you microwave baby formula, and you have a daughter, she will grow up to have larger breasts

Do these people deliberately experiment on their children's bodies? That certainly delivered as if it were to be a tip.

I also heard that there a chemical in shampoos and soaps that mimics estrogen also and is partially responsible for the early developement of pre-teen girls.
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