Beating down losers with a folding chair: Priceless.
Urinating on yourself: Priceless.
Driving a car though a mob: Priceless
Loosing your shoe in the sweltering heat: Priceless.
Cross 1000 G3 500MHZ laptops selling for $50.00 each. . . with 12,000 drooling morons, who probably intend to sell them on e-bay themselves.
Watch the riot ensue.
Wouldnt it have made more sense to e-bay them?